The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.

Douglas Wilson
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way...
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way...
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way...
The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way...
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The TSA must think we are mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.

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